And now it's time for another exciting installment of "What's He Eating NOW!?!?"
When we last left our hero, Brody was dining on cat vomit that he found in the spare room. After acquiring a taste for "all things cat," Brody has now moved on to cat poop. From the litter box. Covered in litter. Delicious.
Our hero subsequently suffered the inhumanity of having his molars scraped free of poop and thus proceeded to bite his poor mother repeatedly while having this done.
After consulting with both the veterinarian and pediatrician, it has been decided that any worms and intestinal parasites our hero may have ingested will in no way keep him from future missions such as "Running with Knives" and "Flooding the House with Water from the Bathroom Sink."
Stay tuned for the next edition of "What's He Eating Now!?!?" (and please pray that it won't be subtitled with any trips to the emergency room.)
5 comments:
Wow. Wow. What WERE you eating when you were pregnant with him?!?
Brody might have been the easier baby but I think Molly was the easier toddler...At least she stayed out of the litter box...
For such a gross topic I give you kudos for making the story so flavorful (no pun intented).
OMG
Brody is living up to his name. Man of the land.
Carainn
Alternately laughing and gagging here!
Oh my gosh... you're kidding, right? I promise right here and now to never, never complain when Ally dips her macaroni in her juice or spreads yogurt on her toast.
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